...these lanes are always open...

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Low-wage Workers

There's this fucking kid...He works at 7-Eleven. You'd have to meet him to know the true depth of his incompetence. For all of you snobby skeptics, purely working at 7-Eleven does not inherently mean he is a 4-time loser.

You've probably met someone similar to him, in your fast-food, bar-hopping, convience-store-frequenting. If you have not been lucky enough to have a counter-job, serving countless idiots, most likely everyone you encounter in this position reminds you of this asshole.

Granted, you do not have to be a genious to work at a convience store (especially a chain one), but sometimes those geniouses need a change from their boring careers or fall on hard times or simply don't know they are a genious and take jobs that dont make them millionares and hardly pay the bills.

So, that being said, this fucking kid...
He is only a kid...
That's the only thing he's got going for him.
He was fired.

We were so happy.

He didn't knowwhat ginerale was.
He didn't know customer service.

I told him, I would have him fired.
I HAD HIM FIRED.

Now, he is rehired,
Now, he looks at me like I had him fired.

I never made a complaint about him. To anyone other than my husband.

I DIDN'T HAVE HIM FIRED?

This kid is a joke between my husband and I. He is a joke in our house. And the joke is the type that requires a story, So here it goes...

This guy doesn't know what ginerale is. He doesn't know how to ring my cigarette purchase in correctly..."What's gingerale? Is that a type of beer?"

I'm sorry for his parents, not teaching him what gingerale is....I am also sorry for him not knowing how to talk to customers.

We both hate him.

He is just a kid...

He thinks I had him fired. I did, with will-power, I guess I did.